6. Pee after sex. It’ll help prevent any UTIs. Don’t hold it in. UPDATE: I’ve changed it now, but this used to say pee to stop STIs, that is INCORRECT, and the only thing to stop STIs is a condom. Thank you to @infinitelaughing for correcting me!
7. Carry your own condoms. You’re a strong independent hoe and carry your Trojans proud.
8. If you’re braking out buy tea tree oil.
9. KAT VON D LIQUID LIPSTICKS ARE BLOWJOB PROOF. IT WILL NOT COME OFF. PLUS IT’S MATTE.
10. Matte makeup (foundation, lipstick, eyeliner) all lasts better against sheets for sex.
11. Want longer nails to scratch with? GARLIC ON NAIL BEDS. COCONUT OIL ON CUTICLES. GROW BITCHES GROW.
12. To make eyebrows fuller put on coconut oil before bed.
13. Add ½ cup of apple cider vinegar to your bath. It’ll reset the balance of your coochie’s PH. You’ll feel and smell r8 8/8
14. Run a hot bath. Favourite bubble bath. Soak. EXFOLIATE. When you get out put coconut oil all over your body.
15. Honey + white sugar - lip scrub
Coconut oil + brown sugar - body exfoliator
16. Dry feet are nasty af. Soak feet in hot water for 10 minutes before using a pumice stone to get rid of dead skin.
17. For extra soft feet, do above and put on heavy duty lotion, socks and sleep.
18. To hide a hickey. Green concealer all over, foundation and powder. GONE.
19. To remove blackheads use charcoal based soap. And use natural beaded exfoliants
20. If you want your coochie to be BABY SOFT get yoni oil. Shit is magical.
21. If your hair is feeling lifeless massage coconut oil in every night + put in a bun. Wash out in the morning.
22. Put your undies in three categories. 1. I’m getting fucked tonight 2. I could be spontaneously fucked. 3. Getting none today
23. On the days leading up to and after your period use a pad on your fav undies to stop staining.
24. Eyebrows can be on fleek fucking in a forest. Get Anastasia dipbrow pomade. Lifesaver.
25. 6-10 green tea bags in a bath will help energise skin and refresh. Skin will glow and be soft.
26. If you’re about to get dicked down DON’T wear cotton undies. It will trap lint in the crevice of your thighs.
27. Chlorasceptic throat numbing medication helps with deep throating.
28. DRINK WATER. cliché af but keep coochie smelling good and brightens skin.
29. Lemon juice and baking soda will remove any cum stains from clothes. I got you 😏
30. It’s your body. Don’t fucking listen to anyone
31. Shave your coochie under water
32. Put baby oil in your bath - baby soft duck yeah
33. Have a special coochie cleaning day. You’ll not regret it
one of my coworkers said something like this and it made me think about married culture in the US. his wife had been out of town for the week and he was really excited to go home and see her and we asked if they were doing something special, and he was like “No??? I just missed my best friend.”
the comment above is the cutest thing in the world
Bras last longer if you let them air dry. Don’t put them in the dryer.
If you have a problem with frizzy hair, don’t dry your hair with a towel. It makes the frizzies worse. (I recently read an article that said to use a t-shirt? I brush mine out and let it air dry.)
Whites wash best in hot water. Everything else can be in cold - save on your electricity bill.
You can kill 99.9% of germs in a sponge by putting it in the dishwasher for a cycle or by microwaving it for 2 min (be sure to make the sponge damp before microwaving and to put a cup half full of water in with it and please DO NOT squeeze the sponge until it has cooled off)
Airing out your room/house and letting sunlight in every so often can decrease the number of household pests like silverfish and ants.
Black underwear is best during your period as stains are less likely to be visible.
To save money, put aside 10% of each paycheck into a savings account. It’ll add up.
Unless your hair has something on/in it (like grease or mud or something), using conditioner first can actually be the better choice. The conditioner holds in the good oils that help you hair look sleek and beautiful, which shampoo would otherwise wash away.
Speaking of shampoo - if you have long hair, washing just the bits that touch your scalp is generally enough. The rest of your hair gets cleaned with just the run off from your scalp.
If you put a tampon in and it’s uncomfortable/you can feel it, you didn’t do it quite right. A properly placed tampon is virtually unnoticeable by the wearer.
Apply deodorant/antiperspirant a couple hours in advance of when you need it. This gives the product the chance to block your sweat glands. Using deodorant just before going somewhere where you’ll sweat (this means walking outside for people in high humidity places) results in your sweat washing the deodorant off and starkly limiting its usefulness.
After running the dryer, use the dryer sheet from that load to brush out the lint catch - it gets everything off in a fraction of the time it’ll take you to get it clean with your bare hands. Paper towels also work well.
Wash your face everyday, or as often as possible. Forget which brand of cleanser is best. Just washing your face everyday will guarantee you clearer skin. And do you best not to pop pimples, as tempting as the urge may be.
Fold laundry asap after taking it from the dryer to avoid wrinkles. This may seem obvious for dress shirts and silly for things like t-shirts, but you’ll notice the difference even then once your shirts stop looking like unfolded paper balls.
To all the kids whose parents couldn’t help you with this kind of stuff
